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If you're a normal guy lucky enough to be photographed with an attractive woman, congratulations and many happy returns. If, however, you are in possession of any of the following traits or characteristics, be warned. A man called "Douchebag1" is on the hunt for you:

 

• Orange skin (extra points for pink tuxedo)
• Purple lips
• Bandanas
• Greasy forehead, hair, or overall greasiness
• Spikey hair
• Unnecessary grillz
• Leopard-skin shirts (extra points for sleeveless)
• Excessive pursed lips

Douchebag1's mission is no passing fancy—he is fighting the good fight, the ancient struggle to protect fair maidens from the Griecos among us. And while DB1 may never fully ban 'bagishness from the face of the Earth, here's hoping his book deal helps spread the word and save lives.

Jan 01, 2008
Good-Bye From Yahoo! Picks - Good-bye!

Dec 31, 2007
Long Awkward Pose - smile for the camera. Keep smiling.

Dec 28, 2007
Starship Dimensions - space invaders.

Dec 27, 2007
Kiddie Records Weekly - the gang's all here.

Dec 26, 2007
Japander.com - money changes everything.

Dec 25, 2007
Scared of Santa - who is that bearded man?

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