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by Jon Brooks
Tue, June 19, 2007, 3:00 am PDT

Just when you thought all possible commentary—earnest or ironic—had been made about "Star Trek," someone beams up another take on the currently dormant sci-fi franchise. It's not logical, but this repository of artistic tributes to the contained-yet-charismatic Mr. Spock does nicely as a late-entry homage. Vulcan purists may chafe at Creepy Child Spock, Bauhaus Spock, or two-headed real universe/mirror universe Spock, but Nimoy knows, "Trek" can use the attention. And though we're accustomed to seeing the half-human, half-alien Starfleet officer in any number of daring or dignified positions, Chimp Spock, Ballerina Spock, and the Spocktopus take us where no fan has gone before. Even if words often fail in describing certain representations, we can still say: "Bad Spock Drawings," live long and prosper.
by Jon Brooks
Fri, April 20, 2007, 3:00 am PDT

"Star Trek" may be so-24th-century, supplanted in the current sci-fi TV pantheon by the likes of "Battlestar Galactica" and "Stargate," but let's not forget its 35-year monopoly on fan dedication, its visionary message of inter-galactic peace, and its unqualified influence on the pajamas industry. It's only fitting that Captain Picard has his say, along with guest bloggers Katherine Janeway, Data, and the Borg Queen, among other Trek figures. One might wonder at the erudite captain's dishing the dirt about the Enterprise Christmas party, and his posts on life with Kirk might just trigger a cross-generational phaser battle. On the other hand, all those who have ever imagined themselves with long pointy ears while muttering "That's not logical" will enjoy the Deanna versus Jadzia entry. Galactic cat fight—rrreeow.

Filed under: Blogs, Humor, Star Trek, Sci-fi Humor

by Molly McCall
Thu, March 08, 2007, 3:00 am PST

It's a little known fact that Darth Vader, the great Jedi warrior-gone-bad, has a younger brother named Chad. For this "less charismatic" family member, the Force doesn't always come through. Though Chad takes pride in his position as day shift manager at a Wisconsin grocery store, the floor staff doesn't respect him, the general manager resists being called Emperor, and the cute check-out clerk isn't interested, sorry. When a customer attempts to return a bag of stale potato chips, Chad hisses, "Yesssssssssss. I feeeeel your anger." When he is demoted to the night shift, he dutifully tackles the necessary chores—"now, the waxing of the floor is complete"—but then gets his cape stuck in the cleaning machine. We won't give anything away, but later episodes show Chad drowning his sorrows in chocolatinis, being visited by an Obi Wan-esque ghost, and getting fired by the real-life mayor of Madison. It's all in a day's work for a sibling of the Sith lord.

by Jon Brooks
Fri, January 26, 2007, 3:00 am PST

Things can get pretty hairy if you're The Mustache Rangers—especially while exploring space in a weekly comedy adventure. This podcast show has all the trappings of an old-time radio sci-fi broadcast. But listen more closely and you'll discover there's a lot less action going on up there than you'd have thought. For instance, in the debut episode, the handlebar brigade receives a message from Central Command, but like an irony-steeped, improvisational Abbott & Costello, they spend an inordinate amount of time arguing over the best way to open the envelope. As for the second episode of their "serial interpod netcast" endeavors, we're not quite sure what's happening, but poking may be involved. And we believe we heard one of the moustachioed troopers mention "pajama-jammy-jam" at one point. Sure, there's less gravity in space, but does that mean there's more humor? You decide.

Filed under: Podcasts, Humor, Sci-fi Humor

Thu, May 19, 2005, 3:00 am PDT

Cap'n Wacky strikes back! And this time, he has a legion of living-room Jedis with him. Everybody wants to be a Star Wars character, but not everyone can carry it off. Some gardens have gnomes, others have Stormtroopers, but neither is particularly threatening. Two Hans aren't necessarily better than one. We're not sure if a sexy Boba Fett is a good idea either. C-3PO was comic relief in the movies, but he shouldn't be doing a little song and dance. And we're sorry to say it but, yes, that Death Star costume makes your butt look big. It's painfully clear why Scott Baio lost out to Harrison Ford. Too bad Stormtrooper Elvis and Deadhead Stormtrooper can't save us from the most unfortunate costume of them all. May the farce be with you!


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