Some days, Kim has "
a week." When that happens, she fantasizes about "rising up" and delivering a fierce and resounding two-weeks notice. But until that time comes, this oracle of the office set anchors the workplace newscast
Cube News 1. In
regular installments, Kim administers such crucial advice as what to do when your boss lies, how to respond to a frigidly air conditioned office ("once again, it's summertime, but we
wouldn't know it!"), and when to apply the "Invisi-Wall" of bullpen etiquette ("we hear things, but we don't
hear things"). In one episode, our company commentator addresses the "no brainers" of desk decoration and in another delivers the Twinkie defense on team politics. If Pam from "The Office" had a spine and some Southern sass, she might be Kim. But then, only Kim could deliver a line like: "And Honey, that ain't neeeeeeeeever going to happen in the workplace."